spend a bunch of money you really don't have building a bike you really don't need!
That just what this is—a bike I REALLY don't need. But the snow and ice are actually starting to go the fuck away. Soon I'll be able to ride it instead just sitting looking at it. Then I won't stress out over the fact that it doesn't have a white seat! It's sad, really.
Parts (for those who care)
Frame: Failure (greatest company name ever!)
Fork: Primo Kamikaze
Bars: Animal -Bobs
Stem: Primo (cheapo)
Brake lever: SNAFU C lever
Brakes: Tektro (crap) - soon to be Demolition