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Two Wheels. One Dark Lord.
Updated: 1 hour 42 min ago

My Carrera weighs a ton.

1 hour 42 min ago
Just so y’all know. Oh, and new crap up at the Nest of the Hawk Happy New Year, fools.
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Hunter

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Pulled a couple of these from sloshspot.com… personal fav’s of the collection. For your reading pleasure, a memo of Raoul Duke’s from the Sports Desk at Rolling Stone: To all Employees without exception: Why is the staff so fucking lazy? Its getting so I can’t even walk fast through the hallways any more without stumbling over some freak on [...]
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Fondriest redux

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Just because I’m not sure all the gaytardness came through in the pic I posted yesterday - here’s another look at my Fondriest. I need to tuck my dick between my thighs just to type this shit. Dude swings yard. And I’m talking about full-gas Pantani glamor here kids. Machismo Grande. Sound track provided [...]
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Bicycle Anti Depresants

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Oh man. Motherfucking DC Representative Reichel & Kate rolled into town last night. They broke me in real good. We chilled at FBC, drank beer & reminisced about our origins into bikes. Talked about King, Palmer, Lopes and all those hoods that made it when the money flowed like swill, and long rides and other [...]
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A tale of three fixies

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Same as yesterday morning: air up tires, play with brakes, ride around neighborhood, take photo. I may even, gasp, ride a bike today. And I’m talk’n ’bout full on kitted up gayness. Oh, embrace your inner PVP. Hey, 60 degrees is cold! Surly. Steamroller. ‘Nuff said. Fondriest. I call [...]
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Snome Report

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Gold Member dragged me out for a pre-dawn assault. It was my first ski of the season. It was past due. This is pretty much how it went down: 5am. No cheese but the cheezits. Improvise. by 6am, the coffee had yet to kick in. I felt like my boy looks. Gold Member drops the hammer on [...]
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What’d you do today?

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I took photos of three of my bikes after riding each of them around the block. Moser w/ Dura Ace 10 Ciocc w/ Campy 8 spd Lemond w/ Campy Chorus 8 spd
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Bake Sale

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With every intention of taking the Mrs. out for a mtb ride yesterday, the weather wasn’t having it. So, what to do but surf the web and read some news. Never hurts to learn, right? What’s been killing me lately is the lack of anything viable, or nary a feel-good story. Killings here, bombings there, [...]
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Andy Hampsten

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Tour de France 1992: Andy Hampsten à l’Alpe d’Huez (1/2) Tour de France 1992: Andy Hampsten à l’Alpe d’Huez (2/2)
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Foreshadowing

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An oldy (august of ‘08) dug up from out of the upsideout catacombs. I needed to share it too. It’s the future…
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Caption This

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Just keep pedaling

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2008 was beat down and long in the tooth. It goes without saying. I haven’t wanted to think about it, much less try to put anything on paper. Everyone else has been pumping out opinions on it anyway. But alas, I felt obligated should I ever need to reflect on my “condition” at the time. [...]
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It’s a Saturday

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One week. Then I go back to school. This break will not be long enough. I need months to get over this shit. I need a job. I need a paycheck. I need hopes, dreams and aspirations. I’ll settle for LA Direct Models. Sites like that crack my shit [...]
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Around the world in 1 second…

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Our Celebrity Elect. We’ve all seen it. Planned. Packaged. Delivered. Shit’s pretty ridiculous at this point. Hope his policy is half as good as his marketing appeal. Remember Carter picked up after an equally malformed Nixon, and couldn’t policy his way out of a paper bag. We’ll see right? The messiah is gonna come. I [...]
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God Hates Photo Bombers

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Photobombing sees no limits.
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Mike Montgomery

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Mike rolls the skate park MTB style. You know what they say… “Bigger Wheels. Bigger tacos.” Compliments Hevi Kevi and Pinkbike.com
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Caption This

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Right wing, left wing, chicken wing…

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This one showed up in my inbox recently. You’ve probably seen something a lot like it before. If you haven’t, well, lucky you. Lets start ‘09 out with a bang then, shall we? Is 8:05 am too early to start drinking? History 101 (Crash course) For those that don’t know about history … Here is [...]
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Paging Page…

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No doubt, most of you out there have seen this little item about Jonathan Page missing a drug test post race after a recent outing. When reading the article, you see that, the Page’s have a ton of excuses about “why” Mr. Page missed his doping test after the race. He crashed. He didn’t finish [...]
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Happy New Year

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Well, what’d ya know. Another year in the books. It’s been fun. God Bless America.
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