Some days you feel like a Monkey trying to write Shakespeare (surprisingly a study found that this was impossible). Well today is one of those days. Its sunny, I don't get to ride much because I am studying for my comprehensive exam (my second), but its stressing me out, so I figure some web surfing will cheer me up... NOPE. Did a google search for "Magic Eight Ball." One claims to beam your question to the dark side of the moon where aliens shake a real magic eight ball. Well I asked:

"Do I have anything to look forward to in life?"

The answer of course sucked:

Clearly, your sources suck my little magic hate ball, because little does it know that there is now a Redline 925 waiting for me to play with to write another review.

So I say a hardy "SCREW YOU!" the magic eight ball! Below is the picture of the lovely bike that keeps me waking up in the morning.