Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 2006 - 2:37pm
The next jaywalker to step into the bike lane just to see if there's anything coming is going to be BEATEN TO DEATH with an INNER TUBE (I'm not sure that's possible, but it'd be fun to find out).
Why not step out into the middle of the road just to see if you get hit by a car?
Can anyone guess what happened to me at work today?
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You were biking down the road, then out of no where out steps Ed McMahon. As you slow down to look curiously at this guy in a suit staring straight at you. Out from behind him comes a hot sexy woman holding a big novelty check for a million dollars.
Suddenly you're surrounded by a film crew and you're on national television being asked, "How are you going to spend the money?"
Was the jaywalker talking on a cellphone?
Yes GZ, there was a mobile phone involved.
mal_vu, I think I might spend it buying up plenty of inner tubes ;)
Hey-why not use but ONE inner tube and wrap it tightly around the jerks head thus lashing the phone to their ear so they will never be apart! Then they can wander aimlessly in bliss.
inner tubes are too soft... kryptonite, is the way to go... i know, it's a bit harsh, but it's very practical and handy
:)
How about a wedge so he goes flying off to the side... no harm done he keeps talkin' you keep riding.
You know I still refuse to own a cell phone for these very reasons.
only 10 ppl in the world actually need a cell phone