Road Riding Porn

Endless road
Gotta love windy quite
farm roads!

I finally got in a great ride today on the road bike. It didn't rain once and conditions were so good it completely changed my otherwise poor attitude. Good thing too because with the attitude that was brewing who knows what might have happened. Not only was the ride mind-blowing (fall change in effect) but I took my camera to capture it all...

Holy have I been one grumpy whining bugger lately. Case in point yesterday I broke a metal door. Yes metal, and yes I weigh all of 150 lbs. There are these big frickin' doors in my building. I hate them and when I am pissed off I try and fling them open. Because of their mass and the hydraulics used to slow them down they don't really fling. It is hard as hell and gives me a way to blow off angry energy. Well yesterday the hydralics gave out with a snap and the door flung open with a smash. I quickly fled the scene hoping no one saw; no one did. Then I sheepishly went back and looked if I could cover up the breakage and carnage; I could (bit of duct tape always works wonders).

Anyways, I knew I was in serious need of a hard ride. Especially since every ride I have tried to go on lately has been met with flats, mechanical problems, or just lousy conditions. Well all that changed today when I finally got in that killer ride my psyche has been cryin' for; weird how works eh? It was absolutely awesome. It didn't rain on me for a change. In fact it was sunny and I got to do my favourite ride (Desert Lake loop) with the fall change in full swing. All in all I was gone for 5 hours and gloriously hammered away on the insanely hilly terrain. For some odd reason I also decided to drag my camera along. I have never done that before, but fits in the jersey pocket so why not? Well it turns out it turns out it was well worth it. The color changes were spectacular and the sun perfectly showed this. The result was visually mind blowing. The best phrase I can use to sum it up is full on "road riding porn."

So what did I do, I made a web album out of it so all of you can enjoy. Oh, and if you hate road riding, well you suck!

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Wease's picture

you should be proud of me... its 330 am and i have covered all of the material-text that i was exhausting over. now its time to review this fucking huuuuge stack of notes that i have accrued through this slog of a biology unit. i havent taken the time recently to check out your site.... strange how we seem to think so much alike... perhapse that' s why i think that you are actually funny. the moment i saw the pictures you emailed me i thought wow, this is road riding porn and not just the Barely Legal kind either.... more like your Penthouse version. still nasty but with a lot of claass.... even on the lines of black and white still nudes.... of bare-ass-phault and scintilating trees bursting with flavor, i mean color... anyhow. just another way to procrastinate... cheers.... ana.....

Wease's picture

I have many fine memories as a child of penthouse magazine... ah anyways good work on the test thing. Sleep is good, but drugs can always make up for any lack. Amphetamines and caffeine your my saviour!